I'm Emily, from England. I like hockey an awful lot. Like a hell of a lot. I'm planning on becoming an engineer at some point, providing I stay on my current genius streak.

 

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

valaartogeiadoun:

daisydino:

shinys-mind-palace:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG

My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN

valaartogeiadoun:

daisydino:

shinys-mind-palace:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG

My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN

(Source: onepartlost)

perlockholmes:

foreverwholocked:

systemofadowneyjr:

shoutout to photographers who make their subjects do stupid shit

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i’m sorry but benedict in the last one just looks so upset

we can do worse with Ben, to be honest:

I mean, even Ben looks fed up and confused

(Source: outstanding-mediocrity)