I'm Emily, from England. I like hockey an awful lot. Like a hell of a lot. I'm planning on becoming an engineer at some point, providing I stay on my current genius streak.

 

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

pom-bears:

Sometimes I think about the fact that the duchess of Cambridge’s medical costs for her very expensive private practice pregnancy with the future king of the country cost about the same amount as the medical bills of an average American pregnancy.

responsibleparty:

this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.

please remember to drink 8 glasses of water all the time

jobhaver:

leather-jacket-nepeta:

jobhaver:

friendly reminder that if you are not currently drinking 8 glasses of water to get 8 glasses of water immediately and commence drinking all of them

actually it’s unhealthy to drink all that water at once! Spread it out over the course of the day, okay? :D

you need to be drinking 8 glasses of water at all times, scientifically

killedmycatatemytailor:

defilerwyrm:

thegreenwolf:

xtori34:

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

image

i tried

It’s Lupin.

http://withextramayo.tumblr.com/post/94462350115/scarred-and-silent-everywordinexistence-i

withextramayo:

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

So at my 9th birthday party, I was giving out gift bags and I told everyone that…

uoa:

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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